15 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh If Your Life Is A Trainwreck
Are you on twitter ? I've only been hanging out there since the summer. For months, I felt like a stranger in a strange land. I still feel like the gangly tween at the party, but I don't care because twitter is where all the hilarious, raucous kids hang out and it makes me feel like maybe I could sit at their lunch table and, I don't know, trade friendship bracelets or something. Basically, I swing by twitter when I need a laugh. Take these with a huge grain of salt. 15 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh If Your Life Is A Trainwreck: 1. Don't forget to pretend you're mentally stable today. � Jedi Cheesy Gifts (@JediGigi) January 7, 2014 2. *reluctantly signs reality check* *adds "lame" to memo line* � Alien Skier (@ClichedOut) September 27, 2017 3. i just heard a guy at the coffee shop say he was doing ok and thought whatever, quit gloating � silent schmox, holy schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 5, 2017 4. Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my hous...